Hmmm...

Ariel yelling at the actors during her tech rehearsal

Ariel: You get back in there! I'm not done!

Chris: ...That's what she said...

Well, everyone has something I guess....

Cookie: You know why I'm scared of lizards? The way they feel on your skin....

---later that day---

Mallory: about Maui "Snorkel at Kapalua Beach and look for humuhumunukunukuapuaa."
Cookie: Are they hot?
Mallory: They're FISH!!

It's just not fair!!

Ariel: But you'll have a mustache? That should be interesting.
Dawson: Yes, let's say interesting.
Ariel: That'll be fun. Can I come by and tease you at work?
Dawson: As if I don't get a ton of shit there already...but you're welcome to join in.
Ariel: Like I said, you probably deserve it.
Dawson: No one deserves a mustache!!

Shows are so interesting...

During Neuron Down, upon Dustin's grand entrace in slurpee stained whitey tighties.

"He has a blue penis! He has a smurf penis!!"
-Compliments of Chris Mueller and our ever-entertaining booth conversation

New Works One Response:
"You have to raise the 'bitch' bar."

Confusion plagues Moscow roommates

Ariel: Wow! That was incredibly fast!
Mallory: What was?
Ariel: The making of this brownie!
Mallory: That's a waffle...

Smells like...

Jessica Rice on U of I's Spring Break Trip to Ashland, OR.

-Mall in Portland, OR. On the escalator.

"I hate the smell of balls...."

That's what she said

It's stuff like this that makes me love tech work days. :)

Ariel: "There's one that goes up the Vom..."
DEH: "That's what she said..."

Diane: "It would be nice to have some transition music in case one of them gets stuck in a button."
DEH: "That's what she said."

Ariel: "Chris says it all the time and he just gets lucky sometimes."
DEH: "Chris never gets lucky..."

HIGH FIVE DEH. HIGH FIVE.

It's just too freaking crazy.

Ariel: "...and I put the muffin in the thing..." looks towards the bathroom
Ronnie: "Are you delerious??"


During costume design, Me and Chris Mueller

Me: "I'm going to kill you in your sleep."
Chris: "I'm looking forward to it."
Me: "...But I'm going to do things to you first."
Chris: *pause* "I'm strangely aroused..."

Just an update!

Painting the stage for New Works:
Mary: What do you need me to do?
Chelsie: I need you to go help Chris with his penis.


Everyday Mallory and Ariel conversation:
She was reading something of off Facebook to me.

Ariel: ...and that's what canned ham says and I believe it.
Mallory: what?!?
Ariel:...and that's what Ken Ham says and I believe it?
Mallory: OH. Ok. I was confused.

Using our heads.

Via New Works One, Neuron Down rehearsals...

"I didn't even think about your f-ing penis!"
- Angela Vogel

"It's like a f-ing puzzle. I HATE puzzles!!"
-Austin Nichols

Good point.

Discussing one of the many scents of Bath and Body Works' fragrances:

Austen: "See, rocks don't have a smell..."

Oh, we're warmed up....

From a video that Carol Bushbaker posted on Facebook:

Beyonce Back-Up Dancer #1: Oh, we're warmed up.

Beyonce Back-Up Dancer #2: Yeah, we're warmed up like biscuits.

Justin Timberlake: Yeah- dance biscuits...

**Note, all of this was said with a rather flamboyant lisp.