JBohrn: I exploded with love!

Kristen: Gee, why wasn't I cast as Patty Simcox?
JBohrn: Because Patty Simcox doesn't have down syndrome.

JBohrn: it's like putting a hotdog in an alleyway.

JBohrn: I only cried 4 times today and there's a rainbow.

Some quotes from our lovely Grease choreographer Melissa:

"Don't get spastic just because you're speeding it up!"

"You guys should look phenominal doing something this easy."

Chance (on the ride home from the T.C.):
If this is your forehead [points to forehead], is this your afterhead [points to back of head]?

Chance: (about my dog, post-neuter) I like how you're critiquing his ball sack...

Millie: I just wanna poke the mereingue.

JBohrn: So-low-moan...
Mallory: Solomon?
JBohrn: Oh.

Hillary: she can't be doing heroine!
Millie: she's not doing heroine! She's doing...PCP.
Hillary: Oh, PCP. Does that make you fat?
Millie: No, it makes you dance.

Nurse: What's wrong with your eye?!
JBohrn: It's a prosthetic.
Nurse: Oh. Ok. I got worried because it was droopy.

JBohrn: Goose. I'm swellin' up...

Life at U of I Theatre

Sitting in the hall at Shoup

John: What are you doing tonight?
Mandie: Pooping.

My lips bring all the boys to the yard...

Spencer (referring to his lips): My lips are so voluptuous! They must be nice to kiss...

Mallory: I am a curly haired girl stuck in a straight haired body.
DH: Me too!