Just to clarify

The retard, not the Canadian.

A little midnight mythology

Austin: Fact. Dionysus was the God of genital piercings.

Cameron explains it all....

Cameron: if John the Baptist were here, would he be in an Armani suit or a meat dress? ... He would be out in the woods, in a meat dress. Hair fallin out, just like Gaga!

Dinnertime

Austin: I can tell it's good if my eyes hurt while I'm cookin' it.

Twitching again

Austin: I just spat *up* my nose...

Life Lessons

Becky: If I flick it and it tinks, it doesn't go in the microwave.

Ain't no Shalom

Ari: "No. There's no Shalom in the home"

Ari's Confessional

Ari: I didn't stop eating. I just wasn't hungry. ..for three months.