Oh! Your banana is escaping!

Baking

Austin: (singing) Apple bottom things...

Wisdom of the Austin

Austin: An introductory story should be like a good dress. Long enough to cover the details but short enough to keep it interesting.

Austin: I am not leaving the country because you are upset about something!

Kid in TKAM: *GASP* Emmy cursed...

Austin: We're going to Tourette town!

Ariel: Look at your face!
Me: >_<

Austin: I'm a professional skydiver and I'm half velociraptor.

Me: It's how we recharge! It's like sticking batteries in a wall.

Me: My auto correct just tried to make "anonymous" into "ammonium pus." What is that about?!

Annon.: I was going to go to the grocery store, but I have herpes.

Roger: I'm flat out of hooming grabbits!

HULK put on shoes.

Jordan: If I just scream like the HULK, it'll go in.