Stephanie: I'm 100% Italian and you are very thin.

Ariel: You are licking your mustache. It has to stop.
Austin: I like it!

Morning at Muristeen

Austin: Oh, we have a huge centipede. ... It's bigger than my mustache. Bugs should not be bigger than my mustache!!

When is Lent over?

Ariel: The UK doesn't have a different day for Jesus' resurrection!!
Mal: They might. Smarmy Brits...
Austin: Australia has 3 Easters.
Us: What?!
Austin: IT'S YOUR CALENDAR!


Mallory: I just have to do the inbetweens.

Mal: We like to cover our insecurities and faults.
Ariel: With plates!

Happy St. Patty's Day!

Austin: I'm going to make pashed mamatoes. ...mashed potatoes...

M&A: Hahahahahaha!

Echo....echo....echooo

Austin: I don't know why you don't listen to me when I talk.
Mallory: What?
Austin: I don't know why you don't listen... aww... :C

Happy Ides of March!

Austin: The snakes are honorable men...

Morning convos

Mallory: Everything leads to warm whipped cream.

Ariel: He's a boy and he war paints before chumming at home.

Meg: Why would you bite your own underwear?

Ariel: I want to let you know that I had to work really hard just now to not get hot mocha up my nose.

Ariel: Do not tell the cops to stop ruining your life!!

Mmm...

Austin: I smell like a hobo. I YEASTY hobo.

Matthew: I hope this interview is short. I gotta pee.