Dawson: My hair is seriously Adolf today. It's one tiny mustache away from wrecking my life.

JBohrn: Fish is like hummus, it takes my breath away.

Melissa: Patty "Sick"cox!
Mallory: Oookay...

Ariel: So, I... Ommmm...so, I...
Mallory: ahhhh hahaha!

Mallory: *gasp* What is Ezekiel bread? I've never heard of that!
Ariel: It's Jew bread!
Mallory: o_0

Austin: I don't menstrate every month, I just crush my balls every now and then.

JBohrn: No, it's spelled with a "K."
Austin: Ok, that's a little less douche baggery, but still watch out.