'Murica

Emma: Hippy chocolate bars are the best. Just like freedom.

Aww...

Emma: That one looks wonky.
Mallory: You look wonky.
Emma: I know...

I love it when Matt makes it on here.

"It shouldn't get like that. You gotta take care of that, girl!"- meggles.

Car rides with Matt n' Mal

"Nozzles don't belong on douches." -m

Rocio's first waffle Wednesday

Rocio: You got a black waffle now! You gotta take care of that waffle!

Adriana's farewell breakfast

In an attempt to make Austin twitch.
Adriana: (out of no where) BREAKFAST!
Austin: GETPIE!!
Entire table: YES!!

Adriana: She looks like a man from Greenland.

**same convo, later**

Ariel: She's a but-her-face.
Mallory: She's a but-the-lower-half-of her face...