Ariel: He's so tall...
B: And he's...square. It's like costuming SpongeBob. He's a giant rectangle.

Dad: The TSA likes to frisk me. Bunch of fruitcakes... (I never said he was politically correct. For the record)

Promise Land

Mallory: (reading off website) Epstein.... Goldberg....
Matt: No. Nope. Gentiles all around.

Dennis: Once you're an architect, you're always an architect. Like a marine.

Nostalgia

Fictional character: "Well, it's jello. And then it's crunchy! It's fun!"
Mallory: "No, that's a carrot in jello and you're a jackass."

Try it again!

Ariel: If you haven't gotten in there, you don't know what you're doing.

Boobs.

Chance, In reference to high schoolers: "They don't even know what boobs are."