Hmmm...

Ariel yelling at the actors during her tech rehearsal

Ariel: You get back in there! I'm not done!

Chris: ...That's what she said...

Well, everyone has something I guess....

Cookie: You know why I'm scared of lizards? The way they feel on your skin....

---later that day---

Mallory: about Maui "Snorkel at Kapalua Beach and look for humuhumunukunukuapuaa."
Cookie: Are they hot?
Mallory: They're FISH!!

It's just not fair!!

Ariel: But you'll have a mustache? That should be interesting.
Dawson: Yes, let's say interesting.
Ariel: That'll be fun. Can I come by and tease you at work?
Dawson: As if I don't get a ton of shit there already...but you're welcome to join in.
Ariel: Like I said, you probably deserve it.
Dawson: No one deserves a mustache!!

Shows are so interesting...

During Neuron Down, upon Dustin's grand entrace in slurpee stained whitey tighties.

"He has a blue penis! He has a smurf penis!!"
-Compliments of Chris Mueller and our ever-entertaining booth conversation

New Works One Response:
"You have to raise the 'bitch' bar."

Confusion plagues Moscow roommates

Ariel: Wow! That was incredibly fast!
Mallory: What was?
Ariel: The making of this brownie!
Mallory: That's a waffle...

Smells like...

Jessica Rice on U of I's Spring Break Trip to Ashland, OR.

-Mall in Portland, OR. On the escalator.

"I hate the smell of balls...."

That's what she said

It's stuff like this that makes me love tech work days. :)

Ariel: "There's one that goes up the Vom..."
DEH: "That's what she said..."

Diane: "It would be nice to have some transition music in case one of them gets stuck in a button."
DEH: "That's what she said."

Ariel: "Chris says it all the time and he just gets lucky sometimes."
DEH: "Chris never gets lucky..."

HIGH FIVE DEH. HIGH FIVE.