Que Hora Es?

Me: What time is it?
Ariel: 7:27. ...Like a jet.

(This is via my dear friend Spencer.)
James Hockenberry: Scotch is the wood flavored jolly rancher

Skype

Spencer: I wish that my skin didn't die.

Spencer: Do fish get allergies?

Mallory: I win! I win! I win! It's like competing with a troll!!

Ariel: Mallory! Why are you dancing?
Mallory: Because I'm doing a jig!!

Mallory: How's your chicken Gollum?
Ariel: You ruins it!! ... RAAAAHHH!!!!