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Von: It's sad that we only have one Golden Girl still living.
John: What do you mean?
Von: Rue McClanahan died today.
John: Which one is she?
Von: The one who played Blanche.
John: You mean the slut?
Me: *shakes head*

Matt: (Debut) I forgot to bring my kite!!!

Ronnie: Facebook makes my mouthwater.

Katie: The first thing I would think is "mermaid fin" and think it was some sort of vodka commercial.

Charlie: Why doesn't T9 have pimp in it?

Ariel: I bit her foot.

Austin: A centipede walks through the door with a top hat and orders 3 pink elephants. Ok, I'm alright with that!