Austin: And then Mallory got pregnant by sheer force of will.

Ariel: Quit screaming! You don't even have it in you!

Ariel: you have every ingredient for happiness.
Austin: which is mostly cinnamon.

Pam: Well, you LOOK like you would smell like milk...

Austin: (as a tick) BREAKFAST!!

Austin: Don't splash me with your burning evil!

Austin: what? Squishpikes? ... I mean ants...