Craig: I don't yell at God. I'm not King Lear.

To Kill A Chifferobe

M1: [while searching Craigslist] Chifferobe...
M2: No one actually says that on there... do they?
M1: Yep, found one.
S: You can go to jail for fixing a chifferobe.
M1: That's the moral of that story. Never help a b*#&h.
S: Never help a b*#&h fix a chifferobe...
M2: Wha--- [laughter]

Jon Barker: The trick is getting past that... and still wanting to exist.

Josh: Like a Medusa beard of dicks?
Mal: ...Yes. Like a Medusa beard of dicks.

Desperate Times

Rob: I was just walking along, looking at the ground, la la la-- then this homeless guy, lookin like Beatlejuice, comes up and clocks me.

M: We can't keep shitting in the stove guys.

Dennis: Teasing it with weasels...