Andra: (to my niece) No. No biting.

Adriana: It smells like cat shi* here! (meaning NJ)

Mallory: That was a really gentle high five.
Austin: Well it has to be gentle when you're not wearing underwear!

Austin: So that means for every twelve partners you have, one of them should be the wrong gender.

Mal: I would have stopped at red flag number one.
Ariel: You would have stopped at yellow flag number half.
Austin: Austin Kavika doesn't stop for shit!!

Thompson: I almost pooped. It was so good.

Ariel: I didn't get the word out and then she bit a clove.

Pam: Except for licking vaginas.
(I have no idea what context this was in)

Matthew: It needs to be bigger and more firm. Unfortunately when you squeeze it it doesn't get harder.