Mallory: That was a really gentle high five.
Austin: Well it has to be gentle when you're not wearing underwear!
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- Andra: (to my niece) No. No biting.
- Adriana: It smells like cat shi* here! (meaning NJ)
- Mallory: That was a really gentle high five.Austin...
- Austin: So that means for every twelve partners yo...
- Mal: I would have stopped at red flag number one.A...
- Thompson: I almost pooped. It was so good.
- Ariel: I didn't get the word out and then she bit ...
- Pam: Except for licking vaginas. (I have no idea w...
- Matthew: It needs to be bigger and more firm. Unfo...
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Explanation
- Mallory
- I work in theatre. I travel quite a bit. I make a mean cup of coffee. I might be addicted to banana chips. I think Styrofoam is evil. I really love to laugh.
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