BBQ at Kristin's!

Bobby said something snarky after Kristin gives him a desert cannoli.
Kristin retaliates.

Kristin: Who gave you that cannoli?! WHO GAVE YOU THAT CANNOLI?!?

She then proceeds to snatch the remaining portion of cannoli from Bobby's hand and stuff it in her mouth in less than a second.

Bobby: *stare*

Welcome Fisher!

I would like to announce Fisher's grand entrance onto the quote blog!

Kristin- Ok, no, really. I need to get into my blacks now...

Mallory- Psh, blacks? Blacks are overrated. What, do you think you're a stage manager or something?

Fisher- ...She just said Blacks are overrated...

Entire room (including two of our African American actors)- *Hysterical laughter*

A religious experience.

Me and Amanda talking about the differences between the LDS faith and Catholicism. Specifically the eucharist vs. the sacrament.

Me- ... well in the sacrament they use bread and water instead.
Amanda- Why don't they use wine?
Me- Because they don't drink wine.
Amanda. Ohhh. ...But I love those little crackers!
Me- *stare* ahhhhhahahahaha. You mean the body of Christ?

The Jersey Shore

Watching Taken with Jaimie, Bobby, Amanda, Kristin, and Fisher- commenting on one of the characters.

Me- She's dumb as a brick! She's a brick! A well-dressed brick!
Bobby- I'm making that my facebook status right now. *whips out iphone*

Oh, Facebook

While talking to Niki in our room about Facebook stalking

Me- I'm not stalking you. I'm just more interested in you than other people are.


Later...after Niki has made one of those "warm delights" brownies

Me- I'm amazed that 45 seconds can create that much bliss!
Niki- It's more like a minute

Welcome to New Jersey!

Two new quotes since I've arrived at my internship with the Shakespeare Theatre of New Jersey.

While walking home with the other SM interns from a late night performance of Midsummer's

Mallory: Are we talking about herpes or peanut butter?
Niki: Uhh....glitter...



The after-after party for The Little Foxes

Josh (Sarah's friend): He was at his destination before I ever realized he was behind me!
Me and Niki: *stare*