DEH: (Out of nowhere) I used to have boobs.

Mallory: mmm, steamy and delicious. Just like I like my men.
Ariel: Better than ground up and in the freezer.
o_0

Rebecca: If that's the best he can come up with, he's going to meet a lot of problems in life that aren't my fist.

Rebecca: I like soup spoons. They're like little bowls.

Rebecca: I am the "she" in the "that's what she said" jokes.

Me: This is a deliciously bad idea.

Chris Thompson: Some of you could use to be more neurotic. If you need help as to how, come talk to me.

Nagel: Not a lemon was squeezed!!!

JBohrn: Woah, that was a thick one!

Crystal M-T: Microphones can NOT fix truthfulness and energy!!!

Nagel: ¡Español es una numero uno!
Mallory: Do you have ANY idea what you're saying?
Nagel: NOPE.

Dawson: My hair is seriously Adolf today. It's one tiny mustache away from wrecking my life.

JBohrn: Fish is like hummus, it takes my breath away.

Melissa: Patty "Sick"cox!
Mallory: Oookay...

Ariel: So, I... Ommmm...so, I...
Mallory: ahhhh hahaha!

Mallory: *gasp* What is Ezekiel bread? I've never heard of that!
Ariel: It's Jew bread!
Mallory: o_0

Austin: I don't menstrate every month, I just crush my balls every now and then.

JBohrn: No, it's spelled with a "K."
Austin: Ok, that's a little less douche baggery, but still watch out.