Congratulations Austen!

...For making it into the quote blog 3 times in one week! Twice in one day! Anyway, both of these are from our ever so eloquent Austen Anderson.

"The thing with otter pops is that they're so small that when you finish one, you're just getting warmed up to the idea that you're eating something!"

"For God's sake, don't say the next two lines!"

Talking in circles

Me and ariel talking about the Lionel Hampton Jazz Festival:

Me: I'm so excited! My friends from band are coming into town tomorrow!
Ariel: Are you going to see them?
Me: yyyyeeeeeaaahhh....?
Ariel: You don't sound so sure about that.
Me: Well, they....*starts typing something* I think they're coming in around 9 tomorrow.
Ariel: I know, are you going to see them tomorrow?
Mallory: Yeeeahhh...?
Ariel: Again, you don't sound so sure about that...
Me: *hysterical laughter*
Ariel: Did that just happen?
*more hysterical laughter and making circle motions with our hands*

I think I need to rethink my major...

Sher Warren (Ariel's mom) She's the Director of the TRIO Programs at LCCC.

"Ok. Let's do the Cooter Career Exploration."


Jessica Rice, New Works Rehearsal

"No, she means cover your boner with the helmet!"

I really do like theatre history....

Austen Anderson

-"I wish I had a magnetized butt..."

Making up new words

Me at New Works Rehearsal-
"Sir? Sir, your junk is bulgerizing..."

A today's quote is...

Annonymous. I have decided to withhold the name of our quoted source today. Mostly because they asked me to. and I'm a nice person.

"I have cooter stubble..."


AWKWARD.
:?

In the beginning...

This started with my facebook. And then I ran out of room for all of my awesome quotes. So here is everything I had on there and from here on out updates shall ensue!! :)

"But all I hear is- 'Blah blah blah, m'lord.'"- Rabogo

"HEY! Maybe if you keep pointing at the lights, they will magically turn on...JUST for you..."-me

*Joey walks up and hands me a protein bar that says "Karma" on it.* -That's for you.
"ohhhhh dear...."-me

"you now who cas 2 thums and is hurnk me."
- A slightly more relaxed than normal mojoe.

"Look! A Big Yellow Rock!"-me
"you're a big yellow rock..."- Dylan

"It's like that Angelina Jolie movie...I WAS Angelina Jolie!!"-me

"Oh good- John is Athena!" -Rabogo

"Stop with the cold and the business!" -Ariel. Also get points for probably the best quote ever.

** Pre Rent load-out conversation**
"I'm full of chicken nuggets."-Me
"I'm full of love." -Adam
"No you're not!"-me
"Nope. I'm full of hate. Hate and burritos."-Adam

"Party,drink,sex, rampid, wild!!!"
-Tyler and his description of mormon girls who finally experience freedom from their parents. This being said, we were in Utah. And yes, he said "rampid"- not "rampant."

"You can hut it all the way to f-ing canada!!" -Lauren and the best bus hut ever.

In a game of Blurt at Joe's house:
Me- "Who has balls anymore??"
Cam- "...I do..."

"So are we saying that *urine* is a special effect here...?" - Rob Caisley

" I would not burgle a turd. ....ever." - Rose Kinne

"You have to follow the Pope because he has the bat-phone to God!!"
**and later in the same class...**
" And then King Henry the VIII said 'NOPE'."- Rob Caisley

" It smells like warm cat..."-Ariel

"oh no- the keg is out!! QUICK! To the 'Frat Phone!!"
- me, office depot headset conversation

"Let's go get Knocked Up! ... I mean the movie!" -Ariel. I pretty much stopped dead in my tracks on this one.

Me: "We'll have a girl's night. Bust out the cucumbers!!"
Ashley and Ariel- Hysterical laughter
Me: "you know, to put over your ey...what?"

Me to Ariel: "I'm going to get you drunk and feed you cookies more often."

Shop Talk: Me- "They're gonna sweep your MOM!" *pause* "woo, that gives a new meaning to chimney sweep..."

DEH- "W-W-W-W-WH-WHA-W-W-WH-W-W- WHAT?"

Me- "Put that in your pope and smike it!!"

Me- "My hand would NOT get out of the way! ....So I sat on
it."