Huh.

Mallory- This looks like a vagina. A giant, fiery vagina.

The usual Mallory and Chance morning conversation. Or I have a feeling it will be at least...
Mallory- I love vanilla coke! I'm so sad you can't find it anywhere anymore!
Chance- That's why you buy vanilla vodka...
Mallory- *shakes head*

Austen does it again!

Campfire conversation with Austen
"You're like the sexual equivalent of the cookie monster!"

Oops

Post Ariel sitting on the cat, I decided to articulate the cat's thoughts.
"Screw you guys, I'm not getting back up there. The other one sat on me!"

While me and Ariel are inviting people to her birthday via facebook
Mallory- It's too bad they don't have a "select all" button.
Ariel-I know.... Oh wait! They do! {points to "All" button}
Mallory- No, that's who you're looking at. Notice how the other option is "selected."
Ariel- ah hahahaha!! Don't make me pee!! I just sat down!

Welcome Home!

Whilst trying to decided who in my phone book gets what's ringtone on the new iPhone.

"Maybe my Dad needs disco..."