Dad: The TSA likes to frisk me. Bunch of fruitcakes... (I never said he was politically correct. For the record)

Promise Land

Mallory: (reading off website) Epstein.... Goldberg....
Matt: No. Nope. Gentiles all around.

Dennis: Once you're an architect, you're always an architect. Like a marine.

Nostalgia

Fictional character: "Well, it's jello. And then it's crunchy! It's fun!"
Mallory: "No, that's a carrot in jello and you're a jackass."