Travis: NO. It's glitter he puts on to be fancy!

brAd's favorite quote: It's not exactly rocket surgery.

James: Come here. Let me use my teeth.

John: The One Weiner just went limp in my arms!

JBohrn: I am not in this department. That is all.

Ryan: That's a nipple! Did you *see* that?!

Mallory: We're like eunichs. You don't even know!

James: I have phenominal hat hair!