Meg: are you seducing my elbow?

Ben: Bottom is like the Squirtle of Shakespeare.

Teddy: That baby gets crunk!

Jordan: Oh my gosh! They can shoot their poo like a gun!

Meg: Can someone please analyze this and does it mean that I'm racist?

Teddy: Sunset PAAN cakehouse...? Or pancake house...
*cue entire van laughter*

Jasmine: It's not anorexia if you just stop eating.