Courtesy of Rich Dionne's son, Jack:
Play that old man song! (what old man song?) I'm sixty and I know it!

Ohh! Itchy bubble hockey sticks!

Tommy: I have a terabyte of space on it.
Mallory: I dare you to fill that up Matthew Eggleton.
Matthew: Oh, I'll fill it up. Fill it up with foam and chocolate.

Ariel: I don't know if I just blow at the right time or if it really works.

Adriana: Lola pooped Ginger out...
Chance: To show her who's boss.

Paul Canada: You know what I don't understand? Spanish.