Austen A: You like all your friends so much that you want to give them all huge parts in a play called "All my friends do awesome things."

Jimmy: mangle, dangle, wangle...oo! Brownies!

DEH: Wait. This water has three lips...

Austin N: I'm a freaking computer over here! Double clicking all over the place...

John Bagaglio: I like assassinating other kingdom's princesses.

DEH: I don't like spicy chocolate. It offends my sensibilities.

Austen A: If anyone makes googly eyes in this play, I'll kill 'em.

Becca Hardy: I love it when Mallory laughs. It's like a tiny little pig heard my joke.

Megan Tyrrell: Oo! That tickled my bum!

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Austin N: I can't tell the difference between religious and sexual. Ehhh, there's a problem.

Henry V rehearsal

Nym: WILL YOU SHOG OFF?!

DEH (as Quickly): ...no.

JBohrn: Woah! Holy Gnome!

I love bass trombones.

(this is a special request post)

While listening to the new Star Trek soundtrack in the car with DEH (I was making him listen to the bass trombone in the Nero Theme. Which rocks all of my socks and more)

Mallory: GAH! I need to go conquer Poland or something!!

Happy New Year!

So,

when I woke up this morning I found a cereal box on my bar with a bunch of writing on the back. Upon further inspection I realized that people had been writing quotes from the night on the cereal box. Some of them have names, some don't. All are very interesting.

"We found them having sex in the car and then I figured it's such a nice car..."
- Jimmy Johnson

"Optimus effing Prime baby, I feel like a million bucks!"
-Phoenix

J: You have no pants on!
C: Dude, I know...

J: This is vodka mixed with Champagne.
H: That sounds horrible. Let me have some.

"This is my party. Holy Crap." -Me