JD: If there was ever a spider covered in coconut, I think I'd die on the spot.

G'Ma: Mallory, who's that guy with the little mustache?
Me: Hitler?
G'Ma: No! The Singer!
Me: Little Richie?

Austin: Excuse me, I'm gonna go stir my genitals.

Mike: Don't touch me! Don't touch my skin!

Very accurate statement

**Happy Debut Mike!**

Mike: It's like you're a drunk driver in your own body.

Annon.: I've got to get good at this job so I can drink while I'm doing it.