Welcome to New Jersey!

Two new quotes since I've arrived at my internship with the Shakespeare Theatre of New Jersey.

While walking home with the other SM interns from a late night performance of Midsummer's

Mallory: Are we talking about herpes or peanut butter?
Niki: Uhh....glitter...



The after-after party for The Little Foxes

Josh (Sarah's friend): He was at his destination before I ever realized he was behind me!
Me and Niki: *stare*

Robby's Debut!

i would like to Congratulate Robby on his first entry in the quote blog.

"It's not hot! Drag Queens are scary!!"

I wasn't aware that I had secret compartments and trap doors...

via www.textsfromlastnight.com

(513): I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors

Awww....

I think this is the sweetest thing a gay man has ever said to me!!

"Knock it off! If you had a penis I'd be ALL OVER YOU!"

What an odd day!

Hookay. So. Today was my flight back from D.C. I had a 3+ hour lay over in the JFK airport in NYC. I figured that it would be a good time to go to the bathroom. Whilst in the bathroom- here's what I hear:

Mom to little boy: Do you want to fly higher than the birds?
Little boy to Mom: NO! I WANT TO PEE ON YOUR HEAD!
Me: BAHHH HAHAHAHA
Mom: *Laughs* I'm so sorry...

*later that day*

I am now home, have settled down as much as possible and Matt has locked himself out of his apartment and is now at ours. Here's a snippet of our conversation:

Matt: I'm pondering soft balls...

HOoboy....

As I'm pulling out of our apartment parking lot
Me: Oo, crap. I'm still going backwards!

Ariel spots a goose across the road from the parking lot coming home.
Ariel:*points* Oh, look!
Mallory: Gander! Not like "look," but like...a goose...

Huh. Well.

Ariel on the phone with Katie, trying to find JD

Ariel: I have cupcakes for JD...
Mallory: And by cupcakes, she means sexual favors.
Ariel: ...JESUS, MALLORY!
Mallory: *hysterical laughter*