In the beginning...

This started with my facebook. And then I ran out of room for all of my awesome quotes. So here is everything I had on there and from here on out updates shall ensue!! :)

"But all I hear is- 'Blah blah blah, m'lord.'"- Rabogo

"HEY! Maybe if you keep pointing at the lights, they will magically turn on...JUST for you..."-me

*Joey walks up and hands me a protein bar that says "Karma" on it.* -That's for you.
"ohhhhh dear...."-me

"you now who cas 2 thums and is hurnk me."
- A slightly more relaxed than normal mojoe.

"Look! A Big Yellow Rock!"-me
"you're a big yellow rock..."- Dylan

"It's like that Angelina Jolie movie...I WAS Angelina Jolie!!"-me

"Oh good- John is Athena!" -Rabogo

"Stop with the cold and the business!" -Ariel. Also get points for probably the best quote ever.

** Pre Rent load-out conversation**
"I'm full of chicken nuggets."-Me
"I'm full of love." -Adam
"No you're not!"-me
"Nope. I'm full of hate. Hate and burritos."-Adam

"Party,drink,sex, rampid, wild!!!"
-Tyler and his description of mormon girls who finally experience freedom from their parents. This being said, we were in Utah. And yes, he said "rampid"- not "rampant."

"You can hut it all the way to f-ing canada!!" -Lauren and the best bus hut ever.

In a game of Blurt at Joe's house:
Me- "Who has balls anymore??"
Cam- "...I do..."

"So are we saying that *urine* is a special effect here...?" - Rob Caisley

" I would not burgle a turd. ....ever." - Rose Kinne

"You have to follow the Pope because he has the bat-phone to God!!"
**and later in the same class...**
" And then King Henry the VIII said 'NOPE'."- Rob Caisley

" It smells like warm cat..."-Ariel

"oh no- the keg is out!! QUICK! To the 'Frat Phone!!"
- me, office depot headset conversation

"Let's go get Knocked Up! ... I mean the movie!" -Ariel. I pretty much stopped dead in my tracks on this one.

Me: "We'll have a girl's night. Bust out the cucumbers!!"
Ashley and Ariel- Hysterical laughter
Me: "you know, to put over your ey...what?"

Me to Ariel: "I'm going to get you drunk and feed you cookies more often."

Shop Talk: Me- "They're gonna sweep your MOM!" *pause* "woo, that gives a new meaning to chimney sweep..."

DEH- "W-W-W-W-WH-WHA-W-W-WH-W-W- WHAT?"

Me- "Put that in your pope and smike it!!"

Me- "My hand would NOT get out of the way! ....So I sat on
it."