Happy New Year!

So,

when I woke up this morning I found a cereal box on my bar with a bunch of writing on the back. Upon further inspection I realized that people had been writing quotes from the night on the cereal box. Some of them have names, some don't. All are very interesting.

"We found them having sex in the car and then I figured it's such a nice car..."
- Jimmy Johnson

"Optimus effing Prime baby, I feel like a million bucks!"
-Phoenix

J: You have no pants on!
C: Dude, I know...

J: This is vodka mixed with Champagne.
H: That sounds horrible. Let me have some.

"This is my party. Holy Crap." -Me